This is what it comes too

The Rack

Speed Holes

ElectraGlide... In Black

Scooter Trash

The Pan Man

Vintage Ink

The Kicker
Vintage ink on genuine paper.

Vintage Stuntin'

Crayons , markers & ink on cardboard.

Tunnel Vision

Vintage Ink

Back when Baggers were cool
and yuppies weren't invented yet.

CFH Package Arrived

Received a package in the mail today.
Here is the sweet T-Shirt I won in the video contest that the CFH had.

Vintage ChartPak

This was an art school project inspired
by the commie flag burners of the day.
ChartPak rub on stuff and ink.
Stuck on posterboard.
(use your google-foo to find out about chartpak)

Mickey?

This guy don't look nuthin' like Mickey.

Vintage Dots

Vintage MotoNeato of Billy.
Ink on paper how vintage is that.
Click it... Click it again.
Print it...
It's FREE Swag Day!

Vintage Cartoon

Camper Joe Rules

'85 Vintage Cartoon

Vintage 1985 goodness.
Ink and colored pencil
on a crappy chunk of poster board.

Stay Tuned...
We're rollin' out the vintage crap all week.

Well... It's that time again.

Happy Turkey Day.
Save me some pie.

Video stolen from the YouTuber.

Motorcycle Jumper Cables

So there you are... Out in the middle of nowhere.
And your buddies bike's battery takes a dump.
Fancy ass fuel injected bikes don't like to be bump started.
And very few bikes have kickers nowadays.
What are you gonna do?
Yeah you could whip out a cell phone and have
someone else solve your problem.
-OR-
You could be a man and solve your own problems.
All ya gotta do is whip out a set of
Genuine MotoNeato Motorcycle Jumper Cables.
Yep... You'll be a hero for saving the day and probably get
a few free drinks for your trouble.
They are four feet long... Long enough to get the job done and
small enough so they don't take up much room when stashed.
Made out of Marine grade 2 10 AWG wire. That's stranded wire not solid so they are flexible and stand up to the elements.

Score a set of motorcycle jumper cables today.
Perfect your bro whose tool kit consists of nothing but a cell phone.
I only have six sets left ... So act now.
$20.00 shipped anywhere in the lower 48.

MotoNeato Jumper Cables...
Don't leave home with out 'em.

Tools...
Carry 'em
and
Learn how to use 'em.

And The Winner Is...

They had a video contest over at the Corpses From Hell.
AND WE WON!
Go check out their site and buy that fancy necklace or a t-shirt.
You'll Be Glad You Did.

On The Table

It's on the table and in the tear down stage.
That's a genuine 1977 Harley And Davidson FLHG/S
FLH as in Flat Land Highway.
G/S... That's BMW speak for poser dirt bike.
74 cubic inches of ShovelHead goodness!
Can You Dig It?
It's going from full dresser (Street Glide wannabe)
To to a stripped down purpose built motorcycle.
- OR -
A 1200 BMW GS wannabe.

The Knuckle Shuffle

Go here...
Check it out...
Add this to the run calendar...
Now get back to wrenching.

The Moto Table

Found some lag screws and some 3/4" plywood.

Had to whore the table up with the MCN URL.

Logo transfer works sweet. Print out logo
(reversed as in wrong reading)
on laser printer. Tape in on table. Use colorless blender to rub it on.
Rip off paper... And instant graphic transfer.

Wrenching Season - 1st Order of Business - The Moto Table

This year for Wrenching Season we will have a proper off the frozen
floor genuine MotoTable.

Got her framed up with a few 2x4s and a couple 4x4s.
Awaiting some lag screws and a proper sheet of plywood.

Stay tuned we'll be rolling out this years project soon.

It's Official...

Last night the weather guessers said...
The Wrenching Season starts tomorrow.
This was the view from my front porch this morning.
They were correct.
It is now official... The Wrenching Season has begun.

Vintage Paint

Back in the 1900's when everything was black and white and before every punk ass little kid had a computer and was an instant graphics expert stealing jobs away from seasoned "old people"....
Never mind... Here is a "A Friend Of Jaws" Black marker over blue acrylic on a cheap ass canvas that was done in 1990.

Starting Procedures

The PanHead Prayer

Red Hair And Black Leather

This one of Bug's famous cell phone pictures.
Here is the original crappy low res cell phone pic.

Here is the final MotoNeato.

See detail picture below.
Fancy canvas texture and all.

We can create a MotoNeato from a crappy low res cell phone picture
But... They ain't cheap.

A Cold 1st Thursday Guzzi 11.4.10

Psst... They sell fresh pizza inside the building on bike night ;)

Made Of Steel

Squishy things

These little squishy thingies were sitting on a shelf at the Intrernational Wolf center in Ely, MN. If your ever in the Ely area rescue one of the little squishy guys. Tell them I sent you there and get nothing but a quizzical look from the sales girl.

A Bug On Bob's Bathroom Door

It's Like Found Art

Lawn Mower Man

Vintage Goodness From 1984

A Study Of Dust

Note to self... This is why you have the camera with you at all times.

Gring & Mickey Swap Meets

While your at the swap site ask him about this cool t-shirt.

Chase Truck Blues

I got them ol' dirty low down...
Sucked a valve while speed shiftin'...
Gonna cost me a bundle Chase Truck Blues...

Garage Nite

New Poster Like Contraption

"I Still Ride" is the newest poster like contraption.
11x17 in a black frame ready to hang $20.00 + shipping.
Send an email to cliffcruise@gmail.com for more info.

An Autumn Ride

Swap Find

PanHead @ G&M Swap

PanHead In Waiting

Where the F&@$ is that air cleaner cover...

The Chopper Kid

Mr. Gary Gnu

The FishPipe Kid

The FishPipe Kid
This from the
"Home On The Range Collection"
A series of poster like contraptions from
crappy photos I shot back in the 1980's.
Check the Pages link under header.

Duck Danger

Duck Danger...
Thrill Seeker.